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Mini
06-06-2002, 03:42 PM
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented
the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took
him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the
American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs
and those of his family. The American asked, "But what do you do with the
rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with
my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a
few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs ...I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra
fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the
extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a
third
one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of
selling
your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing
plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los
Angeles,
or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the
American,
laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks
and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?"
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the
coast,
sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and
spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!

Mini.

ChicKeN
06-06-2002, 04:27 PM
Thats a good outlook on life

mmm siesta

Stuffit
06-06-2002, 05:23 PM
Excellent story mini.. gj..!!

=DBA=Bigus
06-07-2002, 09:12 AM
Hmmm I don't get it!! Doh..I'm late for work!!

GuTTer_RaT
06-07-2002, 09:49 AM
bigus you need to join #werk during the day man. i see your ass set to |work on mirc, come to #werk where you belong!